Funny…4 da gurlz: Part 1

These weekly posts are just a little fun. Feel free to tell us a joke. Racy or Not, we love to laugh.

One for the girls

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“Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

And please lift my butt before it sags.


Please no age spots, Please no gray


And as for my belly, Please take it away.


Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,


And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you’ve done.”

Also, some great tips for your marriage:

Five tips for a woman….
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.


2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.


3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to You.


4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

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5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other!

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
“If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.”

Written by Kia Drake

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Comments

  1. Very funny! I am glad that I visited.

  2. Oh my gracious, too funny!!

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